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Friday, May 07, 2004
My weekend is gonna suck ass
Well, my weekend coming up will be busy! First, I'm working tonight, then tomorrow, 7-F, which means that I have to stay until our 130 function is all set, which could be between 2-330. So, that's always fun. Then, it's to the dump I go, then haircut, and then, hopefully, Eric's belated Cinco De Meyo party. Then, or course, Mother's Day at the Gagway. I heard that it is ten times worse than Easter, but Sharon will be there, so that will hopefully help. Then I have to pick up a shirt for my great-grandfather's memorial and then it's the memorial Monday, and if I can make it, the Maroon 5 concert to pull security. So, yea, am definitly looking forward to Tuesday, since today was my last day of classes (Monday actually is, but I'll be in Boston). So, yea, this will all be fun.
In other news, went to the mall with Trace today to Mother's Day shop. That was fun. We had a ball.
Also, I have a new nickname thanks to Eric... Shaft. Why? Because, according to him, I need some! Love you too Eric.
Posted at 01:58 pm by Elphaba
Thursday, May 06, 2004
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: "...people who didn't want to be called. Of listlessly cataloging years' worth" The Devil Wears Prada
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?: My front door
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: Matchbox Twenty Storytellers on DVDE
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 130
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 131, hey, I'm pretty good!
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Some constructions equipment up the road and some traffic
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?: I stepped outside at about 1115 to drop a chem lab report off at school and just got back after going to McBarfos for lunch as well
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?: Nothing, this is the first thing I decided to do
9: What are you wearing?:Yellow Aero t-shirt, low rise Old Navy jeans, and flip flops
10: Did you dream last night? Yea, and it was weird, cause in it, I was in my celler, spooning with Eric and petting my pet lion. What the hell does that mean?
11: When did you last laugh? At about 1230, when I was at McBarfos and Sharon was telling me her plans for the annoying doctor at her work
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: a map of Barrington, and there would be cubbards, but they're down so that the new ones can be put up next week
13: Seen anything weird lately?: Friday night, Nad caressing a "Strangers Hand" ranks up there.
14: what do you think of this quiz?: It's different, I like it!
15: What is the last film you saw?: In theaters? Kill Bill Volume II, at home, part of Jackie Brown
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: A PT Cruiser, probably black or dark blue and with every possible extra you can get, and then I'd get another one for Sharon, since her car also sucks
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I cry at the drop of a hat, plain and simple
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?: Probably make it so that George Dubya never got into office
19: Do you like to dance?: I like to dance, but does that mean I'm any good at it? No
20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: There are about four names that I am swinging around for girls: Hannah, Abigail, Harely and Zoe, so which ever my baby's father likes
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Benjamin, that is my favorite boy's name
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?: I want to move to England, so, yea
Posted at 01:40 pm by Elphaba
So, what do you do when you have to saw your brother out of a ceiling
My family is redoing our kitchen and part of this is to put in new lighting to add well, more light into the kitchen. So, Dave, who is an electrician said that he would come over and install them for us and such to make sure it got done right. So, yesterday, he came over with everything and started in on the instalation. My dad ended up having to go to work, so I had to stay and help Dave if he needed it (I had plans to go to the mall with Sharon). So, I'm sitting there with my mum, watching Double Dare 2000 (Nickelodeon GaS is a cool station) when we hear "I'm fucking stuck up here!" We ran over to the attic opening and asked if he was joking, which quickly got a "Do you think I'm fucking kidding! Get a saw!" I quickly ran down to the basement and got a saw and Danny got an extension cord and I made my way up into our pseudo attic for the first time. It was dark and little and you could only walk on these two inch wide boards, and you couldn't even walk because of how low the ceiling is. So, I made my way over to where Dave was and he told me "If you fucking cut me I'll fucking cut you!" I had never used one of these saws before (can't even remember what it's called) and I was so afraid. So, I started cutting, and the eave is blocking the cutting. So, Dave told me to go a little closer. I final get one side cut and have to move around to the other side, which has even less room. I was use to teh saw by then though, so it took less to get him out. We both sat back when he was free for a moment, and then gathered his tools because he "fucking quits". We made it down the ladder and saw my mother basically hyperventalating in a chair in the kitchen. Dave told her he quit for today, but ended up going back up, because he had never seen the finished product of his work. So, yea, that was my eventful night last night.
Posted at 10:08 am by Elphaba
Tuesday, May 04, 2004
103 pound guys in drag, severed hands, and all nighters
My weekend was weird, there is no way around that. It started on Friday when I got home from work. I was showered and settled by about 930, so I started to watch Jackie Brown, the last QT movie that I have to see. About forty minutes into it, I heard my mother bellow my name, so I paused the movie and ran up the stairs. When I got up there, she was talking on my cell phone to Sharon. I got on it, and come to find out, Eric was back from Florida and they wanted me to hang with them. I didn't really want to, since I was all settled and such, but then Eric got on the phone and basically told me that I would get my mother fucking ass over there because I didn't want to piss off a guy with a bad sunburn. I looked at my mother and she simply said to call her when I got to where I was going. So, I changed into my new skirt which I had been wearing that day and a shirt, packed a bag with crap I needed and went to Eric's. Well, I've only been there twice and had never driven there myself, so I got lost about three seconds from Eric's house. I called him and he stood on his car with his phone, directeing me. I got around the corner and he said "Shannon, your car sounds like shit", which it does. So anyway, we went inside and when I got in there, Nad was dressed in a skirt. A really long nylon one with reflective tape. So, I went upstairs to drop off my crap, and Eric started to go through some of his girlfriend's clothes to find Nad a shirt to go with the skirt. They found this really tight black thing that would have looked nice if Nad had boobs. So, they got him in that, then Eric marched him downstairs and plopped a five dollar blond wig onto his head. He looked so funny, especially since he had to wear the wig basically down to his eyebrows to hide his real hair. So, with that all set, we set out for Hampton Beach. We got there at about 1130 and started to walk down the boardwalk to see what people would say to Nad. Believe it or not, he got more honks that Sharon, Kaitlyn (mine and Sharon's friend who is a senior in HS, not the other Kaitlyn) and me got. It was truly a sad moment for us. But, anyway, Eric was sitting there going "I hope Chris gets here soon, because I'm a wimp, and if we get beaten up over Nad, I won't be able to do anything". So, we ended up walking out onto the actual sand and Eric ended up tripping Sharon, who took me down with her, and I took Kaitlyn down with me. Eric ended up sitting on top of us and said "I'm mounting three women at once". At that, Nad got in the pile and said "Now you're mounting three and a half women." So, we all got back up and started down that beach again. Sharon then spotted something and said "It's a beached whale!" And ran over to this odd, moving lump. She got about ten feet away, saying she was going to poke it with a stick when she ran back and said "It's people having sex!" We all started laughing and made our way further down the beach. When we reached the mermaid statue, Kaitlyn, Nad and Sharon decided that they wanted to go get Nad to molest the statue, so they headed up there, but Eric and I had found one of those styrofoam planes and started to toss it. We ended up loosing it in a tide pool, so we just kept heading towards the rocks. We ended up getting there after steppign through about five tide pools (although Eric kept cursing the puddles, which they weren't). So, we ended upo climbing on the rocks, and, due to my skirt, I missed a jump that I could have easily made in pants. It hurt like hell when the salt water covered rocks ripped up my knees and right leg, but I was cool (I only said "Jesus Christ that fucking hurts" once or twice). We ended up sitting down, and I wiped my blood off my knees, and since I had no where to get rid of it, licked it off my fingers. Eric and I ended up having a nice talk, and, as he looked at my knees as the others came after us he said that the first thing that they were going to ask about them was if I gave him a blow job on the rocks. And, of course, once we got into the light, that's what they did. So, a little bit later, Chris finally got there from work, and Sharon needed chap stick, so we went to Chris's car were he had some. When we were at the parking lot, Eric said he was going to get something out of his car. He started to walk towards it, and I realized that I was cold, and hey, he may have a jacket or sweatshirt in there, so, I trailed behind. He got to the car and opened the trunk and I asked if he had something, and he pulled out a hoodie and told me that it was why he went to the car. I asked him if he was cold and he said no, he was getting it for me (see, knowing a guy since the eighth grade helps). So, we walked to boardwalk one more time with Chris and, because Kaitlyn and I had to pee, all but Chris decided to head back (well, unless they wanted to drive back with Chris, they had to come). So, we started walkign back along the boardwalk and a cop car started trailing us and the officer said "Do you know that there is a one o'clock curfew around here?" And we told him we were heading towards that car, so he left us alone. We got back to the car and went back to Eric's where Kaitlyn hit that bathroom first. Then I went in, and they had to toilet paper, so that really sucked! We all then headed up to Eric's room (I changed into pants first) and started to watch Queen of the Damned. Eric started to play with his knives that were on his desk, and as he was picking one up, he cut himself on a tack! So, while he made a comment about this, he offered me the offensive finger and I had a little blood. Chris ended up coming back and he watched the movie for awhile, but then went to bed. My brother ended up coming over at around 4, and when he finally left about an hour later, Kaitlyn ended up followign him downstairs, and laughter could be heard. During this time, Nad found Eric's rubber severed hand and started to play with it, calling it the "Stranger's Hand". He then handcuffed himself to it, and went to go to the bathroom. Sharon, Eric and I ended up crawling into bed and started to fall asleep when Nad came back up and showed us that his Stranger's Hand was now wearing protection, a latex glove. We all ended up falling asleep, and when Eric's phone alarm went off at 635 for me, I got up and found Kaitlyn curled up at the foot of ther bed and Nad in the recliner, which was reclined, but he was curled up in the seat part, holding the severed hand like it was his child. So, I went to work on one hour's worth of sleep. I then went home and took my little brother to Paper Back Bizarre (comic and card shop) and got his birthday present. Then, when my parents got home, I went to Sharon's. Not much actually happened there that night, but when Eric came over, he held the Stranger's Hand up, and it was still attached to the handcuffs, so Nad stole it and put it on. I ended up going to sleep at around 130 and was woken up by Sharon to go hang out with her and Eric in the living room, cause they were the only one's still up. I told her I was too sleepy, so she left, and in barged Eric. He bent down and asked me why, so I told him I was too sleepy and turned over. I ended up elbowing him in the eye, and I was upset, but ended up falling asleep on Eric while he talked. So, I got up at 735 and got ready for work. And that, ladies and gent, was my weekend.
Posted at 08:50 am by Elphaba
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Which member of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad am I?
BILL! (Snake Charmer)
You're Bill! I love you! Anyways, you're skilled in the art of manipulation. You're very strong, talented, powerful, and witty. You don't seem to have any real sense of morality, and you only let your kindness show around a select handful of people (mostly Kiddo and B.B). You do have some regret for the horrible things you've done, but won't let it interefere with your life. You respect your opponents, and you generally believe in fair game.
Kill Bill: Which Deadly Viper Assassin Are You? (Vol. II spoilers... results with pics)
I got my favorite, Bill, and I didn't even cheat! And I answered the questions truthfully! Yea!
Posted at 02:14 pm by Elphaba
Thursday, April 22, 2004
Which Pulp Fiction character are you?
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You're sweet, but not naive - though you like to be babied like a child at times. You prefer to have a bad boy by your side, but sometimes have problems understanding why he has to run off to take care of business. You want to settle down, yet deep down inside, you are excited by the surprises life throws your way. |
Posted at 11:54 pm by Elphaba
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
Love, which is over rated for people my age
Have you ever just sat there and wondered why people want to committ themselves to someone before they're even 25? I know I have. My older brother has only had one girlfriend, they've been dating for almost 4 years, and he thinks that she's the only one out there. He's basically decided upon his life before he's lived any of it. Then there is Nad, who believes that he is going to be together with his 16 year old girlfriend (he's 20) for the rest of his life. I don't see why people sit there and plan their lives around individuals that they want to spend the rest of their lives around before they even know what they want their life to be. Does this make any sense the way I'm putting it? I mean, think about it, how can you know what you want from the person you're to spend the rest of your life with, if you haven't lived life enough to truly now who you are?
These are the reasons why I am happy to announce that I am as single as they come and loving. I love th ability to just not care about scoring a boyfrined. I love that I'm living life right now and deciding who I am so as to better pick that person out when the time comes. And it hasn't yet.
Oh yea, I want to thank Sharon for that lovely apple e-mail, it made me feel a lot better. Here it is:
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the grounds that aren't as good, but easy.......
So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!
Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Posted at 02:12 pm by Elphaba
Monday, April 19, 2004
My boring life, no wonder people don't read this thing (tee hee hee)
Not much has been going on right now in my. It's pretty quiet except for one thing that is my older brother's to tell, and even though he already told the person that it effects, I'm not going to parade it around. but yea, that's the only thing that has been going on in my life, this thing that I can talk about to Sharon, cause she knows all about it due to her living with my brother. All I can say is that I'm glad that Eric is being ostracized for his role in this little thing that happened. So, yea, you're probably all like, "Arg! Tell us." But I'll be all Ricky Suave and say "No". So, anyway, finally saw all of Pulp Fiction, and it is an amazing movie! I recommend that you see it... now! I'm going to the library to see if they have Resvoir Dogs and Jackie brown so that I only have to see Kill Bill Vol 2 to have seen all five Q movies. So, yea, am done tlakign right now, just felt like typing a little something something. And be on the look out for my new blog. Don't know when it's going to be set up, but it's just for me to place my original fiction. So, yea, I'll keep you posted on that.
Posted at 01:07 pm by Elphaba
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Well, my puppy has lyme disease. When I heard that, I was incredibly upset, but Sharon reassured me that as long as he takes some medicine that she gave us, he'll be fine. So, he's taken two doeses, and has a lot more to go. I don't mind though, he's the first guy I've ever loved (isn't that incredibly corny!?). All I have to say is this, he's worth it, plain and simple. He's been my puppy for almost eight years, so I'm gonna make sure he gets better.
Other than that news, not much new. I ended up seeing Eric yesterday to wish him happy birthday. He came to my house with my brother and Tom to pick up my brother's stuff that was still here. We ended up tlakign about Kill Bill, because that's what was playing on the TV (I love Quentin Tarantino movies!).
Oh yea, I'm gonna set up another blog and get my original fiction onto it, that is, if I get good response to some that I'll put on here first... maybe. I could just start with a blog for my fiction and see how it goes. We'll see.
Posted at 11:41 am by Elphaba
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
Well, my puppy went to the vet today. Sharon got him in so as to get a look at him because he's been loosing a lot of weight (just like me!). Anyway, she couldn't exactly get an appointment, so he's there all day and will be worked on when they get the chance.
Right now, I'm procrastinating doing my chem lab. It should only take an hour, and I'm skipping physics, so I don't have anything until 2, so I can do that.
Also, Happy Birthday to Eric! Yea! So, yeah, I'm pathetic, but I probably won't go to his party tonight, so that's my birthday hello to him.
Tootles
Posted at 11:15 am by Elphaba
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Just as the misunderstood Witch of the West, I am often times misunderstood. From strangers to my own parents, people don't really seem to understand the real me. So, with this, I am going to show it to you all. If I sprout kranky pants towards you, don't take it personally, we're all allowed to get angry. So, without further ado, this is me.
