Eric has been a bad monkey. There is no way around this little tid bit of news. I'm not giving details, that's plain and simple. All I have to say are three phrases: seventeen year old, jealous man, and he made my Sharon cry! So, what's been going on? Well, the evil emperor's empire is crumbling. A rebel faction met today (Dave, Kate, Sharon, Step-daddy, Chris, and me) and we are planning on ways to make Eric's life hell. The most obvious is to tell Carly of the shit he's been pulling, but non of us want to hand her that. So, we're just going to ignore him. If we ignore his beckonings, he will realize that he isn't Ricky Suave like he thought he was. So, that's that. Let's see what happens.